Televangelist: Jesus Is My Flu Shot

Televangelist: Jesus Is My Flu Shot


I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT
PROSPERITY PREACHERS FOR A WHILE ON THE SHOW, THERE’S CREFLO
DOLLAR, KENNETH COPELAND, AND NOW WE GET TO KENNETH COPELAND’S
WIFE GLORIA COPELAND. SHE IS GOING TO STEP IN TO TELL
US WHAT WE SHOULD DO DURING FLU SEASON. GOD HELP US ALL, MAYBE IN THIS
CASE LITERALLY. FIRST, LET ME GIVE YOU THE
CONTEXT OF FLU SEASON AND THEN I WILL GO TO COPELAND’S CLIP HERE. SO WE ARE AT PANDEMIC LEVELS, SO
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. A LOT OF PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS
INCLUDING CHILDREN, I WILL HAVE THOSE STATS FOR YOU IN A
LITTLE BIT AS WELL. DOES THAT DIRECTION THAT THESE
PREACHERS ARE GOING TO GO? NO. GLORIA COPELAND IS
GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. WATCH. LISTEN PARTNERS, WE DON’T
HAVE A FLU SEASON. WE’VE GOT A DUCK SEASON, DEER
SEASON, BUT WE DON’T HAVE A FLU SEASON AND DON’T RECEIVE IT WHEN
SOMEBODY THREATENS YOU WITH EVERYBODY’S GETTING THE FLU. WE’VE ALREADY HAD OUR SHOT, HE
BORE OUR SICKNESSES AND CARRIED OUR DISEASES. THAT IS WHAT WE STAND ON AND BY
HIS STRIPES WE WERE HEALED. IF YOU’VE ALREADY GOT THE FLU, I
AM GOING TO PRAY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. FATHER, I PRAY FOR EVERY PERSON
THAT HAS SYMPTOMS OF FLU. I AM ASKING YOU LORD YOUR
SUPERNATURAL POWER TO HEAL THEM NOW FROM THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD
TO THE SOLES OF THEIR FEET. FLU, I BIND YOU OFF OF THE
PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF JESUS. JESUS HIMSELF GAVE US THE FLU
SHOT. HE REDEEMED US FROM THE CURSE OF
FLU AND WE RECEIVE IT AND WE TAKE IT AND WE ARE HEALED BY HIS
STRIPES. AMEN. EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE NOT. JESUS DID NOT GIVE YOU A FLU
SHOT, YOUR DOCTOR IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE,
THAT IS WHY 12,000 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED. A LOT MORE ARE SICK, BUT 12,000
PEOPLE IN THE HOSPITAL. WHAT HAPPENED, I THOUGHT YOU
CURED THEM ALL? I THOUGHT JESUS CURED THEM 2000 YEARS AGO WHEN HE TOOK ON THEIR
WOUNDS? ALL OF THIS IS A PREPOSTEROUS
MYTHOLOGY. IT WOULD BE THE SAME AS SHE CAME
OUT THERE AND SAID NO, IT IS OKAY BECAUSE APOLLO ALREADY
TALKED TO ATHENA AND THEY HAVE A DEAL. THEY GAVE YOU THE FLU
SHOT AND YOU HAVE BEEN CURED. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. SO THE 37 KIDS THAT DIED, THAT WAS SOMEHOW
PART OF JESUS’S PLAN? IT’S A WEIRD THING, IT ALMOST
SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE BLAMING JESUS BECAUSE IF IT WAS JESUS WHO IS
SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THEM, THEN I GUESS HE FAILED. I AM NOT THE ONE PUTTING IT ON
JESUS, YOU ARE. SO DID JESUS KILL THE KIDS? WHAT HAPPENED, I THOUGHT HE
ALREADY DIED FOR THEIR SINS AND THEIR WOUNDS? I DON’T KNOW WHAT SINS THEY
HAVE BUT THEY DIED. THEY HAVE FAMILIES WHO ARE
HEARTBROKEN OVER IT. DO YOU KNOW THAT THE
COPELAND FAMILY RAISED OVER $30 MILLION FOR A PRIVATE JET? I SHOWED YOU THAT YOU A COUPLE
OF WEEKS AGO. THEY WERE EXUBERANT ABOUT IT. KENNETH COPELAND GOING AROUND
DOING THE LITTLE JIG LIKE WE GOT THE JET. THANKS TO JESUS. THEY KEEP SCAMMING YOU AND IT IS
ONE THING WHEN THEY ROB YOU AND YOU
WILLINGLY GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY SO THEY CAN GO AROUND IN
PRIVATE JETS. ONE OF THE REASONS THEY SAID
THEY NEEDED A PRIVATE JET IS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT TO
GO ON A PASSENGER AIRLINE WITH THE REST OF US BECAUSE THEY SAID
IT IS A TUBE FILLED WITH DEMONS. THAT IS HOW THEY LOOK AT YOU,
BUT THEY COULDN’T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE. NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE
SURE THAT YOU DON’T TAKE A SHOT SO YOU OR
YOUR KIDS CAN GET SICK. TO SAY IT IS UNGODLY IS AN
UNDERSTATEMENT. NOW, AND OUR GOVERNMENT IS
SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING US. WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE? THAT WAS A NEWS STORY THAT CAME
OUT LAST WEEK. THEY ARE GOING TO CUT THE CDC
BUDGET WHEN WE NEED IT MOST AND HERE IS GLORIA COPELAND WITH
MORE CLOWNISH ANTICS. SO GET ON THE WORD, STAY ON
THE WORD AND IF YOU SAY, I DON’T HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS OF THE
FLU, GREAT, THAT’S THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. JUST KEEP SAYING THAT, I’LL
NEVER HAVE THE FLU. I’LL NEVER HAVE THE FLU. INNOCULATE YOURSELF WITH THE
WORD OF GOD. HE HIMSELF BORE MY SICKNESSES,
CARRIED MY DISEASES AND BY HIS STRIPES, I WAS HEALED, I AM
HEALED AND JESUS IS LORD. HALLELUJAH. JESUS CHRIST, LITERALLY. IF ANYBODY ELSE DID THIS WE
WOULD SEE THEM FOR THE LUNATICS THAT THEY ARE. PUT ANY OTHER RELIGION IN. IF THERE WAS A MUSLIM PREACHER
OUT THERE GOING NO, YOU DO NOT NEED A FLU SHOT. ALLAH SAVED YOU FROM THE FLU
SHOT, DON’T GET A FLU SHOT, MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS GET SICK. WE WOULD SAY WHAT KIND OF A
MONSTER IS THAT GUY? THAT IS SHARIA LAW, DON’T LISTEN
TO THEM. IF THE DALAI LAMA SAID OKAY, NO,
DON’T TAKE A FLU SHOT, WE WOULD SAY OKAY, WE LOVE
YOU BUT THAT IS CRAZY TALK. ZEUS, APOLLO, THE SUN GOD OF THE
PERSIANS, IT DOES NOT MATTER. THEY ARE NOT DOCTORS, NONE OF
THAT IS TRUE. NOW WE GO TO MEDIAITE. DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE SCAM
ARTISTS, THEY ARE LITERALLY DANGEROUS
TO YOUR HEALTH.

100 thoughts on “Televangelist: Jesus Is My Flu Shot

  1. How do people die from the flu? it’s a bit of a foreign concept to me because I became immune to it after getting it once and even when I had it I only remembered being a bunch of coughs and sniffles As well as a really shitty feeling that I can only describe as go away and let me lay down I’ve had a shit day

  2. I wander. Would she said the same about cancer? If it was that simple to cure any diseases, then boy you really don't deserve health care. So give it to people who actually need it bitch

  3. Just so everyone knows, they do this because they know if you dont get the shot (or any vaccines), then in substantially increases your risk of getting sick. They profit of the sick and the weary by selling prayer and healing. More flu = more prayer = more money.

  4. Prove all these deniars of the Lord Jesus Christ wrong. Go to NYC and jump of the top of the Empire state building. Jesus will be your parachute!!

    JUST HAVE FAITH…

  5. She seems to not understand her own doctrine. Jesus dying to take the sins of the world doesn't mean theres no more illness and death in this world – that's all about being saved for the next world. Has she forgotten that satan supposedly rules this world? By her own doctrine suffering. pain, illness and death are still very much part of this world!

  6. Parents, put down the lysol spray and hand sanitizer and let your kids play in the dirt. Only by exposing them to germs can their immune system build up strong. Its like an army. If the army never has anything but drills and training, they cant hope to fight an actual war. I have never gotten the flu in my life and haven't had a flu shot in over 25 years. Hell, getting sick is a rarity for me. I'm not telling you not to get them, but take some preventative measures during the rest of the seasons.

  7. Ignorance will make the weak and weak of mind believers in gods or other irrational ideology. The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.

  8. So the flu is a curse, huh? Actually, that makes sense. It certainly feels like one. Better go get a flu shot from Odin.

  9. Whenever I hear religious people speak about Jesus it reinforces why I have no respect for any religious people in the world.

  10. That's is clearly not what the bible says!! She is deceived!!
    Please check out FOTM1. (YouTube channel)
    Lots of sincerity). And what I see as real Christianity

  11. But why are they against vaccinations? I do not get it I mean the anti vaccsers while I do not agree with them at least they have a reason for their ideas but there is nothing in the Bible that say medicine is bad. I am not Christian but seriously why? Ok Norway where I live do not recommend the flu shot to everyone only at risk groups and one could argue that this year it have 10 to 20 percent efficiency but even so why advocate against medicine it makes no sense.

  12. The name of Jesus is above all names including the flu, He is the healer as well as the Saviour.

    Jesus is Lord, every knee will bow to him and confess he is Lord, get this, “against your will”.

    Judgement day will be interesting to watch: He who represents himself has a fool for a client.

  13. She is not just endangering her followers, but all people who happen to cross their path. Even if they do not themselves get sick, they can pass germs onto others.

  14. This was the same woman that said cancer patients shouldn't get medically treated. They are better off listening to sunday morning sermon at their mega church. These people are as evil and vile as you can get.

  15. The flu shot hasn't been a match for years. And how many of these people that died had a flu shot? It is only 10% effective this year

  16. Thanks to the Internet, I have escaped the clutches of religion. It pains me to see people struggling with medical issues that they will not go to see a doctor for, but blame the devil and live in misery. Even worse, I see children with signs of undiagnosed medical issues that their parents refuse to treat, sentencing them for a lifetime of diminished happiness. And there is nothing that can be done, because we have freedom of ignorance in this country.

  17. I'll have you know that she didn't say Jesus was her measles vaccine, she said FLU vaccine. I'm guessing that when people in her congregation get sick, she will say that Jesus vaccinated them for a different flu strain. I hear about people like her and have to wonder how much they believe the crap that they are selling.

  18. 4 kids died in Queens and Brooklyn in the past week. Jesus either needs to stop slacking off or has to be sued for medical malpractice

  19. 1991 Philadelphia Measles Outbreak at Faith Tabernacle that killed numerous children and caused 200 church members to have a disease rate 1000 times the rate of the general population because they believed in faith healing. The Bible misdiagnosed leprosy. Read the medical study Leprosy In The Bible: A Comedy Of Errors. Lourdes, France healing pool has a success rate of less than 1% (what we would expect from the placebo effect).

  20. If a person is not supposed to have the flu (because of Dr Jesus) then why pray for people who have the flu? But she is right and she is telling the truth.There is a deer season, a duck season, a fleecing season, but there is no flu season. Hope Jesus took her temperature before giving her the flu shot. Onward Christian soldiers, let's get a few donations now. All preachers, crooks, pastors, priests, thieves, evangelists are hooked on a free lavish lifestyle and know very well about the designer suits, the man-dresses, the expensive watches and jewelry, the flashy cars, the big mansions and churches, the phony duck walk and swag, the stupid cadence in delivering their sermons, illegal drugs, shopping sprees for the mistresses and the service of hookers.

  21. They only pray for their followers. All the rest of us r not protected. The kids. Their parents r responsible. Just saying. If u r gonna go after them know wht to attack.

  22. Her church had a measles outbreak 2013 because her congregation listen to her ass and people are still giving her money and she now has a private jet. So why would she change because if her ass catch the flu she go to the best doctors that money can buy while her dumbass congregation uses words as flu vaccine. If the flu gets bad enough she can always hop on her private jet and fly to Jamaica or some other country that isn't being affected by the flu while her dumbass congregation pray the flu away.

  23. Praying didn't seem to help people with the bubonic plague back in the day, or did they just not pray hard enough, shouldn't try to force religion like that when people's live are in danger.

  24. I should dress up as a Muslim cleric and claim the flu shot is possessed by jinn. I wonder how many moron evangelicals would jump at the idea of having the video on their show to criticize Islam and actually believe it.

  25. Sad, this woman is delusional, her prayers, chanting & calling Jesus haven't stopped innocent children from dying of the flu. Notice this woman slurs her words, beyond time for her to retire. Tragic those people who blindly follow what this woman says.

  26. As an educator, I regularly see first year college students who have not learned their multiplication tables much less enough physical and "natural" sciences to understand its importance in modern-day society. As much as this angers me, it doesn't surprise me.

  27. should have picked something that isn't the flu only retards get the flu shot and they do kind of deserve to die

  28. really cenk can you prove it isn't from the houseless problem WHY AREN'T THEY HAVING THUS PROBLEM IN THE COUNTRIES THAT ACTUALLY BANNED THE FLU SHOT

    I thought after the flu shot made toy very sick you were on my side are you that much of a Republican that you ignore facts still

    if you said I was right already great but I get to get on you since you are a dickingasshole

  29. You want to know the best part? She doesnt mean a single word of that.

    If her family's life actually is in danger, she'll drive to the hospital faster than you can say gloria is retarded.

  30. “But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.”
    ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭53:5‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    This is the verse commonly referred to by these prosperity preachers that they claim means we can be healed by Jesus when we believe hard enough.

    This is an incorrect teaching. Jesus died so we may have life everlasting, and turn away from sin and lawlessness and serve Him in return for what He’s done for us. The context of “by his wounds we are healed” is totally ignored and missed by these teachers. Healed of what? Healed of an eternity of suffering and damnation. That is what Jesus came for.

    Don’t listen to these ridiculous people. Ken and Gloria Copeland are not Christians. They’re selfish workers of iniquity.

    Thank you Young Turks for exposing them. Don’t skip your flu shots!

  31. Jesus Christ 33 years,, An allegory for the Kundalini Serpent Energy that ascends the 33 vertebrae of the human spine.

  32. We don't believe in science!! And yet shouting, through a teleprompter, that Jesus provides infinite and free health care. And then, when somebody does die: it's Gods will. You guys are to much

  33. Folks out there, do a little research as to the origin of this nonsense. This is not true Christianity but fake. Check out E.W. Kenyon and Mary Baker Eddy, this is the source of this 'say it and it will happen' nonsense.

  34. No the muslims would rather stab you in the neck or drive a car or van into a crowd of people according to their scriptures!

  35. What a stupid idiot. Free speech in this case could easily cause someone their life. This dangerous, moronic woman should have to serve time for each death and each illness her words contribute to. There is no better example of why churches should not be tax exempt.

  36. These prosperity Christians are wolves ,there not true Christians ,JESUS warned us they would deceive many ,makes me angry 😡 because it’s theses stupid demonic preachers are turning people away From JESUS and let me tell you what he’s going to hold them accountable some day he’ll is wide open for these people they better turn the other way ,

  37. WOE!! HER MOUTH IS FULL OF FLE, EVERY WORD THAT COME OUT OF HER EVIL MOUTH SPREAD OUT WITH ALL THOSE DEMONS THAT LIVE IN HER. PURE DARKNESS THE CHILD OF CAIN!🙏🙏 Wake up, Wake, Up! This woman of darkness, have no LIGHT, IN HER DARK SOUL.

  38. The first time I heard this, it was just the audio. I said to myself "she sounds like she's drunk off her ass."

    She looks like it, too.

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